You're Pretty
© 1998 Watunes (BMI)
(From Comic Sutra - Live at Luna Park)
When my big hand is on your two
And my little hand is on your six
Then it's time you knew why I love you
It's simple
It's because you're pretty
When I kiss your lips down south
And I say, "[muffled] Well, hush my mouth"
You'll know why I do put up with you
It's simple, really
It's because you're pretty
When you prattle on about some cause
Like social justice or human rights
I endure your blah, blah, blahs
Because you look so good in tights
When you say you're unfulfilled
And I say... "zzzzzzzzzzzz...."
You're annoying, but I forgive you, here's why
It's simple
It's because you're wearing angora
And you're pretty
And I'm pretty simple