I Wrote This Song
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
© 1998 Watunes (BMI)
(From Comic Sutra - Live at Luna Park)

[spoken]
I wrote this song in the kitchen.
Well, actually in the living room on the way to the kitchen.
It's a song about life, and how hard it is to be a songwriter, in Los Angeles . . .
With a small kitchen.

[sung — sort of]
I wrote this song in the kitchen
Well, actually in the living room
On the way to the kitchen
Just broke up with my girlfriend
She was in the living room
Relationships . . . shit . . .
It's a song about life

Here's the part I wrote in the shower
Yeeeeeaaaaaah!!!!!! My neighbor bangin' on the wall
I guess I'm just too al.........ternative for him

And when I got back to the living room
She's gone . . . into the kitchen
Los Angeleeeeeeeees — YOU ASSHOLE!!!!