Multinational Anthem
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
© 2004
(From "Security")

I pledge allegiance to the flags of Microsoft and Exxon
And to whichever megabank AT&T writes checks on
I swell with patriotic pride whene'er I hear them spell
M-U-L-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L

The sovereign nations of this world, we've cancelled every one of 'em
And every race except the French, 'cause it's still fun to make fun of 'em
The wind is high, the market's bull — guess that must be the smell
Of M-U-L-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L

And if we ever go to war, I'll fight for Rupert Murdoch
But if I should injure Minnie Mouse, I'll bravely cry, "Save her, Doc!"
I think of starving multitudes as potential clientele
For M-U-L-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L

Yes, Heaven waits for those who serv...ice the Coke machine in Hell
M-U-L-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L
Ah...well