Hula Yule
© 2005 Watunes (BMI) Motaters Music (ASCAP)
(From "PeaceNick")
It's a Hula Yule On North Pole Island
The sun is setting on the rising seas
While the globe is warming by degrees
The elves are singing Beach Boy harmonies
And surfing the Alaskan Pipeline
It's not cold, just cool
So stay a while and
Hula on a beach of melting ice
In a polar paradise
Santa smokes a pipe of greenhouse gas
Gently swaying in a skirt of grass
He tells a story with a swish of his ass
All about the acid reindeer
He's a fossil fool
Who'll wear a smile and
Wave a wiki waki hula hand
In a winter wonderland
Once, he'd pack his rig and round the world he'd go
Now he roasts a pig and hollers Ho Ho Don Ho
It's a Hula Yule
On North Pole Island
Hula on a beach of melting ice
In a polar paradise
Warmly wobbling from side to side
In the rising Christmas tide