Roy Zimmerman - The Lyrics

Christmas in Crawford, 2004
words and music by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
© 2005 Watunes (BMI) Motaters Music (ASCAP)
(From "PeaceNick")

The cattle are lowin'
Are we're eating beef
And we turned off the TV
And that's a relief

And we're countin' our blessings
And prayin' for more
Christmas in Crawford, 2004

Now we're pettin' our puppies
And clearin' the trees
And we're ridin' and ropin'
And droppin' our "g's"

And the world on the outside
Is hard to ignore
(But we manage)
Christmas in Crawford, 2004

    And all is calm
    All is bright
    So pound the piano
    And sing "Silent Night"

The lights are a-blazin'
And loved ones are near
And bad things don't happen
In my hemisphere

So pass me a pretzel
And, "Hey, what's the score?"
Christmas in Crawford, 2004

    And all are calm
    And some are bright
    And days are merry and airy and white
    And I'm proud of my country
    Where I gotta right
    To sleep in Heavenly Peace

The world's full of people
Who aren't so well blessed
We say "Let 'em eat fruitcake
And God Bless the West"

And it's two weeks vacation
Then back to the war
Christmas in Crawford, 2004

And we clear the table
Like a wave clears the shore
Christmas in Crawford, 2004

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Christmas in Crawford, 2004
Christmas is Pain
I Won't Be Home For Christmas
PeaceNick
Two Brothers
Hula Yule
Nothing But the Best
When a Child is Born
Homeland
Let's Go After the Buddhists
Patriot Act
Help Me (My Lips are Too Big)
Would You Let Me
My TV
Pumping Irony
Psychedelic Relic
Jerry Falwell's God
Love Your Neighborhood Priest
Light at the End of the Tunnel
You
Think Different
Security
Saddam Shame
F*cking for Chastity
Dick Cheney
Guns in Space
Multinational Anthem
Vergangenheitsbewaeltigung
Norwedish Hate Anthem
Everybody's Ugly
Kill a Doctor For Christ
Homeland Security
One World, One Bank
Comic Sutra
T.M.I.
Let's Get Branded
Defenders of Marriage
You're Pretty
Vasectomy
ISO Same
I Wrote This Song
What If
Punish the People
Today (Is Tomorrow's Yesterday)
Christmas is Pain
Unreleased Songs
Burn, Goody Stewart, Burn

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