Pumping Irony
© 2004
(From "Homeland")
In my office there are pictures of my children's father
In my office there are pictures of my wife's husband
In my office there are pictures of all the people of California
Who are six-time Mr. Olympia
And they look good
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In the Land of No Smoking and the avocado
A big carnivorous cigar aficionado
You all know me as a person with enormous money
You all know me as a guy who's got a lot of Hummers
So I'll be the Governator of all the people who contribute…uh, of California
I can't be bought, but I can be paid for
That's Schwarzenegger with two G's
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He’s a Hollywood he-man who's in touch with women
Who knows how many of them voted to put him in
I won't be swayed by special interest
(Like experience or morals)
My inclination's never been to rest
(Except upon his laurels)
I don't confer, I don't negotiate
With my associates I don't associate
Don't even thank my wife for all the crow she ate
I was welcomed with open arms a penniless immigrant in California
So I voted for 187
To keep some Mexican from taking my job
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He's an alpha male Aryan for populism
A conservative who's liberal with his syllogism
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