Glory Bound Train (full song)
words and music by Roy Zimerman © 1994 Watunes (BMI)

Roy:
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!

All:
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!

Roy:
And that concludes my statement honored members of the press
And now I'll take a few hard-hitting questions… Yes?

Doug:
Sir, you say we have a right to torture
Defying international convention
Won’t you tell us sir, how you support yer
Contention?

Roy:
Doug, I’m glad you asked, and may I mention...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Now you tell me, how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
Four

I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!

All:
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!

Kenny:
Sir, your budget deficits are soaring
While tax cuts for the rich are your obsession
Some would say you’re cleverly ignoring
The quession

Roy:
Kenny, I’ll say this to that suggession...

Mrs. Bigger had a baby, now you tell me which is bigger,
Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
The baby was a little Bigger

I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train

All:
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!

Roy:
I’m going up there, come the Rapture
You’re coming with me, or perhaps yer
Not...

'Cause Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy
And Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln
Is that coincidence, or what?

Doug, Kenny and Sean:
What

Roy:
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train...

Sean:
Sir...
Your approval rating is deflating
Corruption hangs upon you like a cancer
The nation’s going to hell, and we’re awaiting
An answer

Roy:
Sean, allow me to spell out my plan

Sean:
Sir...

Roy:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-and-Z

Doug, Kenny and Sean:
Backward...

Roy:
Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-and-A - Hey!

I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!

All:
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!

I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!
I’m gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I’m gonna ride...
On that Train...Yip!